Sucka Free. The Guamanian Devil tells you what he thinks about haters.

Meat Mool asked me to name 5 cool things. Then he made a picture of it as a potential tatoo.

Seriously, I never thought I would do it. Or at least I would have had to really put my time in on the beach in order to get one. When I would see those pictures of dudes holding a striper up with their feet in the surf, I would admire the pic in complete awe. I have only surf fished in Mexico and it was amazing. So having the option to catch the Linesiders in the California surf seemed to good to be true.

Thanks to SanJoseBass.com and it’s true mission of providing information to help people get on fish, I was made aware that the stripers were hitting on the  beach. I looked up a beach to fish near a popular spot on Google Earth so that I could hopefully find a spot that was not blown out by a bunch of people. Took my girlfriend out there on a day off from work hoping to hook one of these freight trains in the surf.

Long story short, hooked a fish on an old ass Lead spoon I got out of my neighbors old surf fishing boxes. The fish was 35 inches long so I am guessing any where from 16-18 pounds. It was fucking bad ass! Released her back into the ocean after a few pics so she could live to fight another day.

Thanks to Glenn from SJB and to my Dad for hooking up the equipment. Help keep the fishery alive and practice Catch and Release!

The Jerbs is outta here. He decided to head to Arizona to help some friends run a skateboard company called Bagarang. Yeah, like the term in the movie Hook where all the kids eat imaginary food and play imaginary games.

I am very excited for him and it opens the doors to the lakes out in AZ to the Turdz. Dependent on if we really want to go see him. Just kidding Jerbs, we are all going to miss your annoying ass sounds. Be sure you make it our here for the Striper Fest and for the prespawn at El Salto next year. We’ll be coming out soon so start learning those lakes. Hopefully, you’ll learn to fish something other than a jig!

For his going away weekend, I let him and his friends party at my house after a BBQ at the skatepark. Lots of bro-mance going on. I think Jerbs has more love for his friends than we know. During the drunken flurry, we said “LET’S GO TO CLEAR LAKE!” Well after we recovered the next day, we headed up to Clearlake for another Clearlake or Bust mission.

Good times were had and fish were caught. The frog bite is on and Straps finally got his first frog fish. Remember when you got your first one? It’s fucking awesome.

Just like the dumb ass he is, Jerbs drives from lower lake to Lakeport with only 30.00 dollars of gas and then decides not to put more gas in the boat while we are 20 feet away from the Pit Stop. Well guess what, I was towing him in 1 hour later. IDIOT!!

Here are some pics from the trip.

WE’LL MISS YOU FUCKER!

It’s been a while since I ran a mission like the one we did last Friday. I think it was Jose’s idea to do it. His motivation was to go on a good trip before he had to take off the Europe to patinar for three weeks.  He decided that we needed to get the Rat from Livermore and go on a Clearlake or Bust mission. These trips are the ones where you drive up with no place to stay and fish for as long as your body or brain can handle it.

We mounted the Liner onto Joser’s ride late Friday evening and cruised to Matty’s new house in Livermore. The plan was to get on a night bite and then fish for as long as we could on Saturday. Well, the night bite sucked. We couldn’t convince any of the little dreamers to bite our pinche chingadera’s. Basically we should have just crashed right when we got there.

My lights were out by 2 in the morning and the other dudes lasted until 3 am. While I was passed out, Matt tied us up to the Red Bud launch ramp as our hotel and we all crashed out on the boat until we were awoken to the sound of other bass boats launching all around us.

We started the day off by looking for some sort of reaction bite but that was not happening. I think it could have been of the 5 degree temp drop that occurred the night before that may have hunkered them down. I was later able to land a 4 pounder on my drop shot rig which was the much needed motivational booster.

The punch bite was the ticket. The medicine was punching mini beavers, no color preferred, into the thicket of fallen trees and tullies. In order to get the fish to bite, there needed to be some deeper water behind us while working the banks. I felt bad for Joser because he was snapping off on fish. It seemed as though he could not get the cards to play in his favor. Even after watching Matt and I land a few nice fish, he kept his spirits as high as he could.

In an effort to try an help Joser get into some fish I suggested that he do a Renegade to turn his luck around. If you don’t know what a Renegade is then you can click on the photo for a tutorial video.

Basically it is necessary to perform when either all of your chips are down, you are bored as hell, or when you need to turn down the suck and turn up the good.

Well, maybe an hour later, he gets nailed by a solid 8lb 2oz largie on his Yellow Headed Snag Proof frog. Nailed! I saw the whole thing take place and Joser could not have done it any better. Adding this fish into our top 5, our bag was sitting at a solid 25 pounds. The Renegade proves to be the source of mysitcal powers which can help all who perform it’s epicness.

Yes!! There was a  frog bite. Oh how long it has been. The Rat could not have put it any better. A punch bite and a frog bite together is a formula that can make any bass fisherman’s day one for the history books.

I myself had not landed a frog fish. I was letting the dudes run the front of the boat with the froggies while I would try to get bit in the back of the boat while punching my beavers. I was later hungry for a frog fish. As we were heading out of the creek, I decided to try tossing my frog in a slough that had produced fish for me in the past. I missed one on our way in but was able to land two further back into the slough. One being my new PB using a frog, a female largie weighing in at 5lbs 14oz. She breached on that bait like how those great whites breach on seals in South Africa. This fish moved our top 5 up to 27 pounds.

It was the last fish that we landed until we decided that our brains and bodies had had enough. A great Clearlake or Bust mission and one of the best days I have had on the water in quite a while. Thanks for driving Joser and it was great fishing with you and the Rat again. Till next trip. “Pass-ed me da Taquache puto!”

Yeah, we were there. We can say we were at EL Salto for opening day 2009. Well Jerbs, Straps, and myself were there. And we were there for the TURDZ.  I thank the fishing gods that Jerbs brought his own boat, I would have killed my self if I would have had to hear him talk about nothing the whole way down to Mexico. Making his creepy ass hobbit sounds every time he would see a cow or a girl.

Shit it was cold down there. Wind chill was no joke and boy was it blowin’. Day started off with a few bites on a rocky bank. Straps farmed a biggie right off the bat. I think he forgot how big the fish are in this lake. You gotta lay into them and let them know you aren’t fucking around. He then redeemed himself by landing a chunky 4.12 a few minutes later. I was hyped becasue I landed a few on the jig. Shit, it has been a long time since I had caught something that tugged. A long time!!

As the day went by, we didn’t have too much action until I got the bump that I was hoping for off of a main lake point in about 15 feet of water near a mud line. We forgot the net, so Straps had the responsibility of lippin that bitch over the side of the Liner and thankfully she made into my grasp. A hefty 8.2 filled with eggs with red lips. Thank you for making into my arms lover girl. Oh how it’s been so long since I have had the chance to caress the chunky greens of a largie. YEAH BABAY! The fish I needed to get the bug again.

It was fun and I was happy to be the 4th boat on Salto after it had been closed for a 4 months. Hey, I might not fish every week or all of the time, but this mother fucker is down for life, and if Salto is going to be closed for any extended time, I will be there on opening day.

Group pic of your favorite losers with their opening day fish. Jerbs would have had a bigger one if he didn’t blow it harder than a hooker on 7th ave. Jerbs, please remember to user your net next time and wear a cup when trying to lip a ten plus while laying on your deck. HAHAHA!

Jose goes Pro for Enjoi!

The tallest Chicano in our crew just recently went pro for Enjoi Skateboards. I am so pleased to say that Joser has finally received the privilege that he has worked so hard to get. No head on collision is going to take that Mexican down. GOOD JOB and THE TURDZ ARE FUCKING HYPED FOR YOU MAN! Now lets get you on a celebrating pre-spawner! I am cannot wait to see his part in the upcoming Tiltmode Army video so properly titled “Bonus Round”. Shit is gonna be bangin’ son!

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Pretty tight, his first pro check was for 1 dollar,. Big BUCKS BABY.

Check the trailer

Well, keep coming back to the site because we are still here and there is no avoiding us if you live in the south bay. Keep em tight and don’t be a kook!

Thanks to our homie Goldschlager, two of the Turdz are officially down for life! Rack em’ up boys and let’s do this!

Out, and about!! I personally have not been fishing. I have been doing other things and haven’t had the bug enter into my system yet.

Jerbs, Josh and Matt, well they have been fishing a lot but do not update this site. Thanks losers. My plans are to go out this weekend and maybe try to hook some babies to help get me going again.

Last year, I told myself that I would repeat a 10 plus catch for 2008 and was able to do it. This year, I did not have the drive or desire to do so… but I have determined that if you really want it and if u put your time in, you can get it.You just have to throw the right lures at the right times and dedicate a lot of time on the water.

Don’t worry, we will have some stuff for you to look at on here as soon as the season gets moving a bit more.

Check out Kook Stain in Arizona. Of course, always being kooky.

Yours truly burning off my winter coat.

Well sorry this post does not have all kinds of cool information about us catching lots of fish. Hopefully Jerbs or Mas can let us know how they have been doing.

Haven’t been posting on here much. sorry. Been reading what there is on here though. Real fucking funny!

Got laid off a week or so ago. kinda of a bummer, but I was planning for it. I worked for a recycling company and the metal market tanked big time. Now I get unemployment and can look for something awesome. I’ve already had a few interviews. I’m stoked cause I can fish,skate, drink, and chase chicks whenever I want to, while looking for a job of course.

Heres a few pictures I’ve accumulated-
big horns, big balls, scary bull.

I pulled mario mas and the rat on their toons around one day at anderson. It was fun fishin with the homies.

I snagged this fish in the tail in 30 ft. of water fishing a spoon. I could see the fish on the finder but they wouldn’t bite so I snagged that fucker. Put up a real good fight. Reminds me of Alaska. We used to sight fish 20+ lb king salmon. Your done for if you hook one in the tail .

I saw spiderman at the turd quarters after fishing.

I’ve been skating the park by my house after fishing alot lately. It’s awesome.

I saw spiderman later that day on a drunken bike ride home from the bars. Not awesome.

I got a new camera now so I’ll try to post some more shit, more often.

take it easy and if it’s easy take it twice….

Be surpised when you see Jerbs out at the bar and you notice his outfit. Seriously, he wears somewhat normal clothes when he is fishing except for the girl pants but when he goes out, it is a whole different story. I saw him at the Cinebar on Saturday and this was his gear….WTF