We were partying at Salsburgs the other night and most of the Bassturdz were there. Except Jose and Mario Ocho Mas. Joser was in Argentina skating with enjoi and Mario Ocho Mas was working. Jerbs was there with all of his Alaskan Creatures lurking about. Rat Rogers and Jerbs were chopping it up and Rat came to the conclusion that Jerbs should be a Bassturd. HE fits the bill perfectly because of the excessive smoking of dojah, consant rolling of cigarettes, and the drunken stooper that he was in. Rogers came up to me and said, “Dude let’s put the little guy back on the team. He’s a Bassturd for sure.” I agreed, the guy likes fishing and it’s not his fault he’s an idiot sometimes, we all are. So mark the roster back up to six. Welcome back fucker.