Category — Bullshitting and Flabbergasting

check her out boys.. before after… All i need is fishfinders… 1987 20ft Champion super V… 101kota 220 Mariner Magnum . Went out to Anderson on saturday…. Forgot to put the plug in.. and flooded the motor like a idiot… first 20mins were hell…. after that she ran grate …caught one on a drop shot in 20ft … Im guna lose a lot of hats this year!!

You actually came back to this website?? Thank you and you deserve a beer. When you see me, tell me you saw this…I will buy you a Four Loko.

Turd Update!!

Marone – Still lame and annoying. Wait I am talking about myself. I suck. I wanna fish more. Tournaments? Maybe. Modern Warfare 2.

Roberto – New job and still a lovable guy. I miss you Rob

Philthy – Still got game and still keepin it trill. Fishing?

Tomcat – Blew it! Should have fished the tournament with Matt. They would be in 2nd for AOY for the Hook tourney circuit. Booze was more important. Hey, that’s why he is a Turd. Imma take your seat next year sucka!

Straps – Still living in Boston. He said it is cold and I am sure it’s COLD. He will send us an update when their lakes melt.

Joser – Skate, skate, skate and Skate. I finally put his profile information up on the left. You can view it here. And here is a better picture of his BassTurd pro board for Enjoi Skateboards. That is what is the fuck up. I am sure he will be fishing too but this necka is getting paid to shred, so shred on!

Jerbs - Well well well. The fucking Jerbs. He was the only one who had a chance to land in the 10 plus club again last year but blew it. Now he lives in AZ and never touches his pole. Just other man poles…..Just watch this. We still love you ass face.

Babes in Toyland with Emily from micah hollinger on Vimeo.

MAS – NEW BOAT! Well not new, but he got a boat. A 21ft’ Champion. That is what is up son. No more rowing so expect to get fat. Did I mention that this lil Mijo is down for life??

The Rat – Just read below for information about this Good Ole’ Boy.

That’s it. I might be fishing the WON Bass Pro/Am next weekend but that is up in the air. You will be seeing more tourney results from Matt and I in the coming year. Hopefully it’s another safe year and more fatties land in the boat. Who is getting the 10 plus this year???

Long time no post or fish. Oh well, a new year and more fishing to come.

The Rat has recently purchased a new Ranger.

Him and Tomcat have been fishing the Hook Line & Sinker tournaments. He has been doing pretty well too.

Sep 2009 – 1st

OCt 2009 – 32nd

Nov 2009 – 4th

Dec 2009 – 2nd Big bass with a 5th place finish

This weekend is the January event and yours truly will be replacing Tomcat as the back seater.

Joser got a pro BassTurdz Board from Enjoi Skateboards. F**K YEAH

Sucka Free. The Guamanian Devil tells you what he thinks about haters.

Meat Mool asked me to name 5 cool things. Then he made a picture of it as a potential tatoo.

Seriously, I never thought I would do it. Or at least I would have had to really put my time in on the beach in order to get one. When I would see those pictures of dudes holding a striper up with their feet in the surf, I would admire the pic in complete awe. I have only surf fished in Mexico and it was amazing. So having the option to catch the Linesiders in the California surf seemed to good to be true.

Thanks to SanJoseBass.com and it’s true mission of providing information to help people get on fish, I was made aware that the stripers were hitting on the  beach. I looked up a beach to fish near a popular spot on Google Earth so that I could hopefully find a spot that was not blown out by a bunch of people. Took my girlfriend out there on a day off from work hoping to hook one of these freight trains in the surf.

Long story short, hooked a fish on an old ass Lead spoon I got out of my neighbors old surf fishing boxes. The fish was 35 inches long so I am guessing any where from 16-18 pounds. It was fucking bad ass! Released her back into the ocean after a few pics so she could live to fight another day.

Thanks to Glenn from SJB and to my Dad for hooking up the equipment. Help keep the fishery alive and practice Catch and Release!

The Jerbs is outta here. He decided to head to Arizona to help some friends run a skateboard company called Bagarang. Yeah, like the term in the movie Hook where all the kids eat imaginary food and play imaginary games.

I am very excited for him and it opens the doors to the lakes out in AZ to the Turdz. Dependent on if we really want to go see him. Just kidding Jerbs, we are all going to miss your annoying ass sounds. Be sure you make it our here for the Striper Fest and for the prespawn at El Salto next year. We’ll be coming out soon so start learning those lakes. Hopefully, you’ll learn to fish something other than a jig!

For his going away weekend, I let him and his friends party at my house after a BBQ at the skatepark. Lots of bro-mance going on. I think Jerbs has more love for his friends than we know. During the drunken flurry, we said “LET’S GO TO CLEAR LAKE!” Well after we recovered the next day, we headed up to Clearlake for another Clearlake or Bust mission.

Good times were had and fish were caught. The frog bite is on and Straps finally got his first frog fish. Remember when you got your first one? It’s fucking awesome.

Just like the dumb ass he is, Jerbs drives from lower lake to Lakeport with only 30.00 dollars of gas and then decides not to put more gas in the boat while we are 20 feet away from the Pit Stop. Well guess what, I was towing him in 1 hour later. IDIOT!!

Here are some pics from the trip.

WE’LL MISS YOU FUCKER!

Yeah, we were there. We can say we were at EL Salto for opening day 2009. Well Jerbs, Straps, and myself were there. And we were there for the TURDZ.  I thank the fishing gods that Jerbs brought his own boat, I would have killed my self if I would have had to hear him talk about nothing the whole way down to Mexico. Making his creepy ass hobbit sounds every time he would see a cow or a girl.

Shit it was cold down there. Wind chill was no joke and boy was it blowin’. Day started off with a few bites on a rocky bank. Straps farmed a biggie right off the bat. I think he forgot how big the fish are in this lake. You gotta lay into them and let them know you aren’t fucking around. He then redeemed himself by landing a chunky 4.12 a few minutes later. I was hyped becasue I landed a few on the jig. Shit, it has been a long time since I had caught something that tugged. A long time!!

As the day went by, we didn’t have too much action until I got the bump that I was hoping for off of a main lake point in about 15 feet of water near a mud line. We forgot the net, so Straps had the responsibility of lippin that bitch over the side of the Liner and thankfully she made into my grasp. A hefty 8.2 filled with eggs with red lips. Thank you for making into my arms lover girl. Oh how it’s been so long since I have had the chance to caress the chunky greens of a largie. YEAH BABAY! The fish I needed to get the bug again.

It was fun and I was happy to be the 4th boat on Salto after it had been closed for a 4 months. Hey, I might not fish every week or all of the time, but this mother fucker is down for life, and if Salto is going to be closed for any extended time, I will be there on opening day.

Group pic of your favorite losers with their opening day fish. Jerbs would have had a bigger one if he didn’t blow it harder than a hooker on 7th ave. Jerbs, please remember to user your net next time and wear a cup when trying to lip a ten plus while laying on your deck. HAHAHA!

Jose goes Pro for Enjoi!

The tallest Chicano in our crew just recently went pro for Enjoi Skateboards. I am so pleased to say that Joser has finally received the privilege that he has worked so hard to get. No head on collision is going to take that Mexican down. GOOD JOB and THE TURDZ ARE FUCKING HYPED FOR YOU MAN! Now lets get you on a celebrating pre-spawner! I am cannot wait to see his part in the upcoming Tiltmode Army video so properly titled “Bonus Round”. Shit is gonna be bangin’ son!

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Pretty tight, his first pro check was for 1 dollar,. Big BUCKS BABY.

Check the trailer

Well, keep coming back to the site because we are still here and there is no avoiding us if you live in the south bay. Keep em tight and don’t be a kook!

Thanks to our homie Goldschlager, two of the Turdz are officially down for life! Rack em’ up boys and let’s do this!