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This guy is lost!

MAS — Thu, 03 May 2012 16:48:20 +0000

I found this little guy at Anderson, I think he might have taken a trip down the creek from coyote…

Butter balling at Folsom

MAS — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 06:10:51 +0000

Hopefully I can find these guys on game day! We all know that it never goes that way

FTP 2012

MAS — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 04:39:21 +0000

This past saturday was season opener at lake Berryessa for the Future Pro Tour. We stayed in a cabin thur-sat day one was off the hook! we were getting 2 to 5 fish off every spot we fished. The homie Forrest was killing it showed my partner and I a thing or 2… The last spot we went to my costas flew out the boat the second pair I lost in two moths bummer.. I didn’t care the fishing was good and that’s all i had to do for the next 2 days. Day two was average we just put are run together. Game day every thing was going good until we lost a 5plus at the boat. My partner George slapped the fish in the face with the net … We didn’t let it get to us but deep down inside I knew that fish was going
to cost us. After that we got a call from Forrest and Justin, turns out Justin
Blew his motor right out the gate! Even though they never made it
to the main lake they still did work coming in the 20th spot out of 107 boats george and I came in tide for 30th if we landed that fish we would have been in the top 20… Oh well it’s still are best finish so far last
Year we were in 87 second to last out of boats that weighted in .. I little prefishing go’s a long way! All and all it was a sick trip! I’m ready for the next one..

<–george

<–forrest

<– the bad news

Another year, my frist day at Yote yields an 8 pounder.

Marone — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 04:04:32 +0000

I fucking love this lake.

Pinche Salmon! In a Tourney

Marone — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 23:16:49 +0000

I caught a huge carp in a tournament once. It sucked. Worst fishing day of my life. This past tournament, I caught a Salmon and a Striper. What the….

Chuy and I place 7th with 13.87 pounds while MAS and Sam placed 31st. Points standing, Chuy and I are in 1st. Noyce. MAS and Sam are hanging in for TOC contenders in 25th. Three more to go, the Turdz are looking for a “W”

POINTS HERE

Pinche Salmon...my first salmon acutalmente.

Cooch is the Man

Marone — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 19:36:41 +0000

Usually, dudes with beards are pretty cool.

http://coochsfishing.com/blog/?p=143

Placed 19th with 2 fish

Marone — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 17:38:35 +0000

A 5.5 and a 3.87. We just could not get the limit. Our fish were there, we got the bites that would have had us at top 5, we could not execute. More pre-fishing? Son of bitch.

I got the 5.5 the way I knew I would. That’s good. But when we needed the scrapers, we could not get em. Standing 3rd in the points race so that’s good. Got to get a good finish next tourney.

Mario and SAM are in 34th for points. Not bad for weighing in only 1 fish each tourney. They got this next one, I believe they can fly.

Tourney Stats Here Son

I don’t have any pictures of our tourney or anything else cool so here is something my buddy Blackass sent to me. I am sure it’s from the interweb and everyone has seen it. It’s gross and awesome at the same time. Thanks for watching.

OOF!

The Rat aint the Rat no mo’, Turdz get 3rd and 60th

Marone — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 19:58:22 +0000

Matty has become Chuy. AKA Chew. Pinche puto.

77 boats showed for the first Hook tourney of 2010. I’ll be doing to season with Chuy. MAS and Sam will be teaming up for this one as well. Sam may be Turd material but he has to make it through the year…so we’ll see.

For the first tourney, I put used cigarette butts in MAS’ tackle boxes to make the baits unbearable for the fish. Thank god it worked because with a newb on the boat, they may have came in with a 30 pound bag. They weighed in one fishy fishy for 1.28 pounds and didn’t place last. That’s alright in my book. Day started off bad when the Floater floated at launch, but didn’t want to go forward….pobre sito. Pero next time, Sam better jump in the water and start kicking.

Chuy and I weighed in at 3rd place. Pretty stoked since it has been some time since I actually caught fish at the Delta. He had the spots though and we were even able to cull a few times. Pretty good day when you get em on Spinnerbaits, Crankbaits, Beavers, and Frogs. No biggies but our average was good. 7 fish for 18.9 pounds. Odelay.

So what am I going to do to sabotage the competing Turdz for the Oct tourney. Maybe get Sam drunk the night before….Hmmm…

Results Here

Putitos get 7th at WON bass

Marone — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 19:01:51 +0000

Yes they do.

Chuy Places 20 out of 54. Get’s Big Fish on Day 3

Marone — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 21:08:57 +0000

Matty did the Anglers Choice Pro Am at the Delta for 2010. Placed 20 out of 54. Got big fish on Day 3 for a $412 dollar check. Man, 8 more dollars man, 420 man….whoa man. Congrats Chuy.

More info here

Natural Stunt Kite

Marone — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 06:12:13 +0000

Your friends will talk about it forever! You will be the new coolest and greatest dude! Put a cheese-it on the end of a top water lure on a windy day and catch a Natural Stunt Kite. Lots of fun on 20 lb test and a flipping stick. (Batteries not included)

Aye Aye Aye

Marone — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:42:04 +0000

Mijos and Mijoettes. It was a success this weekend at the Delta. It’s been sometime since we had a weekend like this. Turdz shredding all at once.

I, got a new PB striper on the Lunker Punker. I don’t how much it weighed but it was a fat 34 1/2″ beast. Great fight and an amazing explosion on my bait. Best way to explain how it crushes the Punker is to picture a 7 year old kid being thrown into the water not knowing how to swim. Amazing. Cool thing is, I missed one that may have been bigger earlier in the day and caught this one after saying “One more cast…” and almost ending my search for another blow up, she wanted to play. Caught and released.

Then I meet up with Matt and MAS the next day. I wanted to try to get them on some stripers but they come out a lil late. We tried with no success and I needed to head home. They went back out so Matt could show MAS a lil something about the Delta. Then, both nail some quality size bass. Matt’s new PB at the Delta (11.5) and MAS’s new PB at the Delta (9.5)

NOYCE! Great start to the 2010 Fall bite that is yet to come.

WHOA! You still come here? NOYCE!

Marone — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:23:34 +0000

I will never stop paying for this site to be up. That is for sure. As long as I am alive,this shit will be on the world wide web.

So let’s see. Mario Mas, fishing a lot on The Floater. He did a good job with that boat. Haven’t fished on it yet but she looks good gliding across the Delta. Many props to him. (Edit: Dude, this is how stoner I am man. I called Mijo MAS today and say,”Yeah come to the Delta, I haven’t been on your boat yet. He goes, “Dude, you were on it before, at Yote.” Oops, i forgoteded. And he caught this hog while we were there!)

Jerbs, well the Jerbs….is MIA. He lives in AZ still and is working to become a millionaire. Don’t be surprised if he does. He just better remember who taught him how to fish, me. Fuck face.

Well there is still me. I am an idiot. I don’t fish hardly ever and I quit skateboarding. I drink beer, I suck at life and you’re an idiot. Just kidding. We got a new boat berthed at the Delta, actually, two new boats. A trophy hunter and a 30 foot Sea Ray. BAD ASS! It’s been fun going out there and staying on the Delta. Waking up with a wicked hang over and then jumping right into the Liner to get some fish. Amazing.

Let’s see Rob and Philly, they just straight love eachother. I see them maybe once or twice a year and they live only a few miles from me…weird. But I love those fuck faces. How are you scum bags anyways.

Josh, well he’s on the east coast still. Fishing. He is slated to return before their winter drops but who knows. I hope he comes back soon though. We need a cook for our weekends on the Sea Ray.

Tomcat, dunno. Where are you puto face?

Joser. Holy shit. Joser. That mother fucker is a skating fool. Ripping the globe. Very proud of him. Call me bro.

The Rat. FISHING. That’s all he does. Shit, he lives 20 minutes away from the Delta. Landed an 8 pounder on his froggy yesterday. Did I mention that he has a new rig. A Tundra with a Ranger attached to it. DAMN! Wait. I said that in a post a while back. Goes to show how often I update this thing.

I think that’s about it for now. We are still alive. We don’t fish much together these days but the Turdz aren’t going anywhere. OH YEAH! Some of you came to this site and did mention the four loko. I just haven’t seen you. So when I see you. AXE ME, AND I WILL BUY YOU ONE PUTO FACES.

The Floater

MAS — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:07:10 +0000

check her out boys.. before after… All i need is fishfinders… 1987 20ft Champion super V… 101kota 220 Mariner Magnum . Went out to Anderson on saturday…. Forgot to put the plug in.. and flooded the motor like a idiot… first 20mins were hell…. after that she ran grate …caught one on a drop shot in 20ft … Im guna lose a lot of hats this year!!

Lag-date

Marone — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:25:10 +0000

You actually came back to this website?? Thank you and you deserve a beer. When you see me, tell me you saw this…I will buy you a Four Loko.

Turd Update!!

Marone – Still lame and annoying. Wait I am talking about myself. I suck. I wanna fish more. Tournaments? Maybe. Modern Warfare 2.

Roberto – New job and still a lovable guy. I miss you Rob

Philthy – Still got game and still keepin it trill. Fishing?

Tomcat – Blew it! Should have fished the tournament with Matt. They would be in 2nd for AOY for the Hook tourney circuit. Booze was more important. Hey, that’s why he is a Turd. Imma take your seat next year sucka!

Straps – Still living in Boston. He said it is cold and I am sure it’s COLD. He will send us an update when their lakes melt.

Joser – Skate, skate, skate and Skate. I finally put his profile information up on the left. You can view it here. And here is a better picture of his BassTurd pro board for Enjoi Skateboards. That is what is the fuck up. I am sure he will be fishing too but this necka is getting paid to shred, so shred on!

Jerbs - Well well well. The fucking Jerbs. He was the only one who had a chance to land in the 10 plus club again last year but blew it. Now he lives in AZ and never touches his pole. Just other man poles…..Just watch this. We still love you ass face.

Babes in Toyland with Emily from micah hollinger on Vimeo.

MAS – NEW BOAT! Well not new, but he got a boat. A 21ft’ Champion. That is what is up son. No more rowing so expect to get fat. Did I mention that this lil Mijo is down for life??

The Rat – Just read below for information about this Good Ole’ Boy.

That’s it. I might be fishing the WON Bass Pro/Am next weekend but that is up in the air. You will be seeing more tourney results from Matt and I in the coming year. Hopefully it’s another safe year and more fatties land in the boat. Who is getting the 10 plus this year???