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SanJoseBass.com Overhaul!!

I was looking at SJB the other day and was thinking, “My brother has a good thing going here…”. The site has great potential and was in need of a serious update. Well, I wrote him a new article for him talking about the Lunker Punker and amped him up to make a few changes.

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Changes we made were:

  • Improved the home page
  • Eliminated the overload of forums and brought it down to only four topics
  • Updated the photo section
  • Organized the articles

These small changes made a huge difference.

If you have not been there, you should check it out. SanJoseBass.com is the address. You can post photos, join the forum, search for topics that may have your answers, read some of the articles, check some video, or hopefully get amped on purchasing some new gear.

Plus, I will now be a large contributor and hope to bring the nice proper Turd attitude to their site. Not the rude crude crappy dude I can be on this site. I’m not rude….am I? Well see you there, and don’t forget to keep coming back here to see pictures of me punching Jerb’s lights out.

Marone

Boby Barrack Striper Trip

Honestly, I get real frustrated out there during Striper season because sometimes I feel like I have no idea what the hell I am doing…maybe a guide like Bobby Barrack might be able to help. I never once that I would cough up the money for a fishing guide but hopefully Bobby can shed some light on the Striper season for me.

Lunker Dogs, new craze in the south bay

Get your swimbait rod and a big ass treble hook. Then some 65 pound braid with a steel leader and a long ass gaff. End it off with a pack of Oscar Myer wieners and hook those babies up. You’re now ready for Dog Fishing! Check this 45 pounder we just landed. Thing was frisky and real smart. He would try to bite the line off but he wasn’t getting through the steel leader. Caught & Kept as a pet

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New Bassturdz site! Fall Bite and no new news!

So yeah, long time no post. What evs. I’ve been busy. Actually not too busy, just not fishing. Here’s breakdown of the summer:

  • My bro and his homie Kev got 4th in a Future Pro Tour Tounrment for his first tourney on the delta on May 10th
  • Jerbs and I didn’t even weigh in, I caught a fucking carp on my senko
  • My bro and I got 76th and Jerbs and Straps got 67th in a Clear Lake tourney back in June. (Out of 144 boats)
  • Realized I am not into tourney fishing
  • Jacked my ankle skating
  • Re-vamped my other website (Maronesj.com)
  • Learned how to flip
  • Decided to get back out on the water and chill of the boozin’
  • Bassturdz website gets hacked! Fixed it though.
  • New sweet look for the site.
  • Still don’t like kooks.

That’s pretty much it. Stay tuned because you’ll be seeing some new shit on here more often.

Chunky 5.2 from Lobo

Oh, there is also a Video section on the left now. Hopefully we can continue to add to it. Here is something I filmed when I caught that fish on El Salto.

You guys’ are hilarious.

Just thought i’d say whats up. I visit your guys’ webcite every once in a while and its great! You guys seem like a bunch of fun guys who love to fish and have a good time. Hope you dont mind me intruding. When i see your trips it motivates me to get out there…….Good luck!

Redworm gets the cover!

Yeah Joser! Congrats on getting the cover of SKATEBOARDER magazine. Steady rippin and lippin!

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FAGS

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~from OCHO MAS…

WELL WHAT CAN I SAY!!! IM LUCKY……… I GOT HER ON THE GOOD OLD UGLY STICK WITH 4LB TEST DEAD STICKIN A ROOSTER PUPPY … I ALSO HAD P.Y.T BY MICHAEL JACKSON ON REPEAT IN MY HEAD.. A BIG KEY …Â CANT W8 TO GET BACK OUT TO PARK WAY!!!!!! OH I ALSO GOT A 5.4

~The Largemouth…

…is a real gnarly fish. when I tell people that I have been fishing, they’re thinking bobber with a worm. They don’t realize that these fidh are hitting frogs, ducks, snakes, other fish, crawdads, and are real aggressive. Sometimes you catch them because they are just pissed, and want ot word up you lure. Then, I show them this video. After that, their respect for the Largemouth grows. I don’t think they’ve ever thought a fish like this lives in their backyards.

Our regards to Mr. Gary Dobyns

GARY_D.jpgI read that Gary Dobyns had got into a boat accident and I would like to give the man the Turdz’s regards. Luckily, his kill switch was attached to him and his boat stopped when he was pitched from the driver seat. I guess he may have got pitched from his seat and nailed the other side of his boat fracturing some ribs and his spine. One of the California legends….GET WELL SOON GARY!

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