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~from OCHO MAS…

WELL WHAT CAN I SAY!!! IM LUCKY……… I GOT HER ON THE GOOD OLD UGLY STICK WITH 4LB TEST DEAD STICKIN A ROOSTER PUPPY … I ALSO HAD P.Y.T BY MICHAEL JACKSON ON REPEAT IN MY HEAD.. A BIG KEY …Â CANT W8 TO GET BACK OUT TO PARK WAY!!!!!! OH I ALSO GOT A 5.4

~The Largemouth…

…is a real gnarly fish. when I tell people that I have been fishing, they’re thinking bobber with a worm. They don’t realize that these fidh are hitting frogs, ducks, snakes, other fish, crawdads, and are real aggressive. Sometimes you catch them because they are just pissed, and want ot word up you lure. Then, I show them this video. After that, their respect for the Largemouth grows. I don’t think they’ve ever thought a fish like this lives in their backyards.

Our regards to Mr. Gary Dobyns

GARY_D.jpgI read that Gary Dobyns had got into a boat accident and I would like to give the man the Turdz’s regards. Luckily, his kill switch was attached to him and his boat stopped when he was pitched from the driver seat. I guess he may have got pitched from his seat and nailed the other side of his boat fracturing some ribs and his spine. One of the California legends….GET WELL SOON GARY!

Turdalicious…

I’ve pretty much been getting my ass kicked by the creek. I think I was on a 4 trip skunk streak to the creek. Today I changed that, when I started throwin the trusty huddie. This one is for the turds. 13.02. Still on the hunt for that 15+….

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~Remeber good ol’ F**k-o!?

fuck_o.jpgI do. Man o’ man is this guy a kook. I’d have to say that I’ve been contacted a few times from people who were kicked off a popular fishing forum becasue this guy is a nazi moderator. I was, but for a good reason. I called him out for hassling me, now he’s the moderator!? WHat the hell is going on over there?

Go to sanjosebass.com if you want to talk bass fishing in the Bay. Those guys don’t have any gripes with sharing your fishing stories or tips. I wonder when was the last time he was with a woman? Probably a long time. Bummer bro, I know some slogs that’ll keep you company at a bar near you.

Bassturdz first DD of 08′

Not a suprise that it was caught by the Rat! Congrats homey!

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2008 is here!

It’s been sometime since I had the bug. Last year was pretty much this best year that I have ever had fishing and I am not expecting 2008 to be the same. Last year was my fifty year storm. What I am expecting in 2008 is to apply all that I learned last year to the fishing I will do this year and hopefully yield another ten plus pounder. Was it a fluke? Was I lucky? Only the changes of the season will tell.

5143_resized.jpgCooch is already killing it out in the Delta. The weather is getting warmer and the big girls are starting to eat.

The second annual BassTurdz Clearlake trip is already being planned out and the Turdz have already been working hard on getting their lines wet. Keep an eye out and feel free to share a beer with us if you see us on the water. Fuck the SNIFFER and remember, KOOKS will always be KOOKS!

Got a new boat fuckers!

I can’t believe it…My parents are awesome. I pretty much got through all of college on my own, so my parents figured they would get me a sweet present for finally finishing it. My parents knew I wanted a bass boat, I knew I was going to get one, but my mom and my homie matt teamed up to surprise me….that they did. Only one year ago I had a canoe strapped to a car and now I have a sick ass bass boat. SO TIGHT!
Here she is…1988 Skeeter w/ 175 merc., 80lb minnkota tm., two fish finders, and portable gps. O’yeah…she gets over 60mph!
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Frog fish in October and beer

Yes, that true. Frog fish can be caught in october. BUT…I think only in Cali. Yes Cali…the GOLDEN state. STAY GOLD!

THE RAT! Now this fucking dude is my inspiration to fishing. Just a fisherman. No jealousy, no secrets, no bull shit. Just a fucking fisherman.

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Striper season is upon us….

I can’t wait til marone get’s the bug again…here’s to you fucker! First striper of the season.
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O’yeah. nice job on the photoshow.

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