Thanks to our homie Goldschlager, two of the Turdz are officially down for life! Rack em’ up boys and let’s do this!

Out, and about!! I personally have not been fishing. I have been doing other things and haven’t had the bug enter into my system yet.

Jerbs, Josh and Matt, well they have been fishing a lot but do not update this site. Thanks losers. My plans are to go out this weekend and maybe try to hook some babies to help get me going again.

Last year, I told myself that I would repeat a 10 plus catch for 2008 and was able to do it. This year, I did not have the drive or desire to do so… but I have determined that if you really want it and if u put your time in, you can get it.You just have to throw the right lures at the right times and dedicate a lot of time on the water.

Don’t worry, we will have some stuff for you to look at on here as soon as the season gets moving a bit more.

Check out Kook Stain in Arizona. Of course, always being kooky.

Yours truly burning off my winter coat.

Well sorry this post does not have all kinds of cool information about us catching lots of fish. Hopefully Jerbs or Mas can let us know how they have been doing.

Haven’t been posting on here much. sorry. Been reading what there is on here though. Real fucking funny!

Got laid off a week or so ago. kinda of a bummer, but I was planning for it. I worked for a recycling company and the metal market tanked big time. Now I get unemployment and can look for something awesome. I’ve already had a few interviews. I’m stoked cause I can fish,skate, drink, and chase chicks whenever I want to, while looking for a job of course.

Heres a few pictures I’ve accumulated-
big horns, big balls, scary bull.

I pulled mario mas and the rat on their toons around one day at anderson. It was fun fishin with the homies.

I snagged this fish in the tail in 30 ft. of water fishing a spoon. I could see the fish on the finder but they wouldn’t bite so I snagged that fucker. Put up a real good fight. Reminds me of Alaska. We used to sight fish 20+ lb king salmon. Your done for if you hook one in the tail .

I saw spiderman at the turd quarters after fishing.

I’ve been skating the park by my house after fishing alot lately. It’s awesome.

I saw spiderman later that day on a drunken bike ride home from the bars. Not awesome.

I got a new camera now so I’ll try to post some more shit, more often.

take it easy and if it’s easy take it twice….

Be surpised when you see Jerbs out at the bar and you notice his outfit. Seriously, he wears somewhat normal clothes when he is fishing except for the girl pants but when he goes out, it is a whole different story. I saw him at the Cinebar on Saturday and this was his gear….WTF

The remollers made a new bideo game. On sales at de Toys stores.

For the past three years in a row I have fished every black friday.. Year one i went out to the mother lake Calero whit Matty aka the calero kid .. He had a black eye …I think.. don’t remember ,but i know that he did get in to a gnarly fight…. Year two same lake same guy …I go over board  for an unwanted  dip..sweet!!  YEAR three now in the books.. We left around 4:45 to the del…  this was the best ride i have ever had to the delta we talked shit and past gas the whole time… i saw big foot in the parking lot ….

I know its foggy as hell out there but i know what i saw!!! As we get on the water i soon forget about the foot….. With in 15mins Mario and Jerbz have about 6 stripers in the boat…. Josh and I got in on some fish when we saw that we were on top of a school out side of little franks ….. we head out to this spot that reminds me of a pumpkin patch so thats what im guna call it…. Mario lands an 8 ripping throw some submerged trees we all thought it was a large mouth but we were wrong …Mario was definitely the star of the day…he caught three different species of fish striper, large mouth and nasty cat fish….. that thing was fuckin ugly!!!! jerbz was hella scared of it !!! i like the next pick better… i call it the cat and the hat…. look at Mario’s hat!!! see what i mean?  It ended up being one of my best  delta days yet…. i cant wait to do it again..

 I need help guys  this might as well be my striper pb … I WANA WIN!!!!  i got this bad mama last winter out on the del with the lovely Jerbz… I also found it funny that the scientific name for stripers is Morone Saxatilis

Someone sent me this photo. Looks like Philthy is wanted by the law. His ass is getting turned in and I’m going to use the reward money to buy all the Turdz new Curados for X-Mas.

Simple breakdown of Delta Striper trip 08!

• Stripers
• Rusty Porthole
• House boat
• Rusty Porthole 150 yards from the house boat

That’s how our first striper fest went.

YES yes I got out to one of the best lakes ever!!! Every time i go to clear lake i have hight expectations….. because of the first turdz trip. I fished yodi the day before with Matty  and Gabe, and on they way home we were bull shit’n about go to clear lake… So we said ‘fuck it’ lets get err dun!

Yeah crazy huh! I wasn’t going to mention the pontoons till I showed you this picture….. Thats one of the best things about the Turdz.. were down as fuck! Oh and Matty boat is out of commission We were abel to see fish from the launch so we race to get in…… We finally get are buns in the water and to are left there’s some okie killing it off the bank….. And i caught 3 out the gate on the shakyhead we thought it was going to be ON!

Mattty and i decide to head for the the Rock Wall of DOOM!! SHIT we always rip it there! It would be stupid not to go right.. so we did and I was only abel to get one 2lbr on the shaky.. we were bummed…. Already half way throw the day and Mat & Gabe still had no fish…. We start to ore  back to the launch and Matty tells me to go graph out the area in front of rattlesnake ……  I notice a nice break…. throw the shaky out and nailed 3 nice fish…. I tell Mat (dude you have to throw this if you want a fish) he gives in and ties one on… With in 10mins of working it he finally gets one!!! Shortly after Gabe gets one on a texas sweet beve so Matt starts working his jig ‘the bait that wasn’t  producing’ all day I stick with the bread and butter baby and get 2 more off of rattlesnake … awww the island …on are way in Matt gets his 1st jig fish of the day No toads but the fish fought hard as fuck!  shaky head bailed me out of a tuff bite